Pest control

Tracing Paper, and Also Rats

If there was one thing I hate irrationally, it’s tracing paper. When you think about it, tracing paper has no real reason to exist. If you ever need to trace anything, then it instantly turns into plagiarism, thus making tracing paper one of the greatest tools of pure criminality since the lock-pick. No, don’t even …

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Insect Irritation

Ethel, the elderly lady next door, waved me over as I was checking the mailbox this afternoon. She wanted to know if I could remove a beehive for her – perhaps she’d overheard me professing my concerns about the global demise of bees, although she’s fairly deaf, so I doubt it. Regardless, I told her …

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