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A sharp knocking on the bathroom door almost made me drop my magazine into the toilet. ‘Occupied!’ I grunted, annoyed. They hammered on the door again, making it shake in its housing. Muttering to myself about the peace and quiet a man could expect in his own home, I got up, cinching my trousers back …

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Mum says I need to write a letter to our next-door neighbour. What am I supposed to say, though? Maybe something like this: Dear guy, I’m very sorry about kicking that ball through your window and somehow destroying your kitchen. In my defence, it’s pretty weird to have everything made out of glass. Maybe you …

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