This morning I went with my mate, Kelly, to her appointment with her osteopath. I mean, I waited in the reception area, tapping my foot and weighing up where we should go for brunch. But yeah, it was the first time I’d been inside a physical therapy clinic, so I guess it was kind of …
My wife had a crazy idea come to her in the middle of the night. She shot out of bed like a rocket and darted out of the room. I had no idea what was going on, only half realising what was happening. I must have fallen back to sleep because I woke up in …
Ethel, the elderly lady next door, waved me over as I was checking the mailbox this afternoon. She wanted to know if I could remove a beehive for her – perhaps she’d overheard me professing my concerns about the global demise of bees, although she’s fairly deaf, so I doubt it. Regardless, I told her …
I look forward to blazing the trail for cat people everywhere. Personally, I’m sick and tired and I’ve had it up to here with all the abuse we get in the media. We’re often stereotyped as completely nuts, only loving our cats, living in squalor and generally not contributing anything of value to society. Well, …
School sucks, my parents suck, my friend suck and being a teenager SUCKS. Mum told me recently that I shouldn’t wish my life away, but what does she know? If I could snap my fingers and suddenly be ten years older, with a successful investment portfolio and my own massive place (that I share with …
DIY is the motto of our household. If you can’t do it yourself then it simply can’t be done. My husband is not a particularly practical man. He intends well and acts constantly for others but he often fails miserably. So when it came to having to re do our yard I wanted to do …
Growing up, I always liked my room to be just how I liked it. This was even true when I was a boarder at my high school, though obviously my home was a bit more decked out. I was all the way up on the third floor, which consisted of just my room, a playroom …
I was just thinking the other day that animals have things pretty rough. They don’t have the same rights as humans, we treat them like slaves in some instances, they don’t ever get paid, EVER, and even when they are treated well, we tend to speak to them in condescending baby talk. If someone did …